Congratulations, Mommy! You
did it! You brought social security number 123-45-6789 into the world. Don't
worry... we'll be sure to mail you the birth certificate for your records. We
wouldn't want you to lose our transaction receipt. Where you signed and we
welcomed your baby to the debt slave system. We can't tell you how much we
value your service. You'll find out very soon; when your child is at a dead end
between jail and terrible credit. Either way, they'll come running to us to
save them. After all, we are their daddy! You know, we can't keep giving you
child support (Gov't assistance) by the way. We have to get it back one way or
another.
All in the name of G.O.D. (Government Operating Demons)
***Fine print*** After 6 weeks from giving birth, you (mommy) are subject to
get back to work...
I know, I know....your mommy set you up too. Make sure to tell her hi for us!
We'll be visiting her soon.
Pimped By The Government
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