Today's Episode With The JJs: New Language

Today's episode with the JJs:

Jacob: Mommy, I want to speak Chinese.
Mom: That's nice Jacob. What makes you want to speak Chinese?
Jacob: It's cuz (because) I like how they talk.
Them (they) say, " Chi dhsksnd shsksb"
Me: Lol, what are you saying?
Jacob: You're not gonna understand me, them angel (asian) ladies where them (they) cut my hew (hair) understand me.