The Random W/Javaris: Men Stop Wearing Leggings Please

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 I want to tell y'all a story about a man. A man that almost lost his lunch. You see, this man was minding his own business. Shopping at Wal-Mart. Trying to get together in his head what to cook for dinner. Yes, some of us can cook. Really good, if I do say so myself. So this man is going over all the stuff in his head "I can cook Chicken Cordon Bleu tonight and maybe steak tomor----" Out the side of his eye he sees a dude. The thing that made him look that way is cause it seem as if he had on leggings. Full on leggings. So he turn and walks closer to see if he's tripping and if the dude really wearing legging. He walks by and yup, full on legging.


Dudes STOP wearing leggings please, I beg of you. I say dudes, cause after I seen that. I googled it and they make leggings for men.

They call them 'Meggings'. Are you serious?







Now before some of you point out that men wear leggings in sports. You're wrong. That's  compression pants. They something like tights but not so much. They are wore under your shorts and the point is to keep your 'manhood' from bouncing. It's kinda like why women wear sports bras.

Men wearing leggings scares the kids,man. You want kids to drop they Ice Cream and run? That's what I would do. That's scary as a kid. "Mommy, what's wrong with his pants". I can really see a kid saying "Dad, he got the same pants as mommy". It looks like your pants got in a fight and your , well, I don't know what wins in that situation.

 Nobody wants to see that. I know we the land of the free but nobody wants your butt cheeks hanging free. Cause that's what you doing when you dudes wear leggings. You even able to wear underwear with them on? LMAO. Just nasty LMAO.

Leave that to the ladies please. This was just a little something to make y'all laugh. If you having a bad day, just think it could be worst. You could be a man wearing leggings. 

Seriously tho, stop wearing them.